I’m watching Spiderman 2 and it’s only me and one guy in the theater. This is the closest to a date I’ve ever gotten.
start moving closer to him verrrry slowly, one seat at a time.
he’ll never know what hit him
And when you’re sitting next to him, take a sip from his soda and say,” I’m glad you could make it”.
when you’re close enough to him, whisper ”HAIL HYDRA” in his ear